Guantanamo
Muslim prisoners at the infamous Guantanamo
Bay prison camp have gone on hunger strike as protest at the religious intolerance
of prison guards.
Considering the fact that the Yanks want them dead anyway, what are they hoping
to achieve?
Hurdles
Welsh 110 metre hurdler Colin Jackson is expected
to miss the rest of the season after breaking his lash during training.
The former world champion was practising at his local track when he caught
his todger on one of the hurdles snapping both athletic equipment and his
gentlemen’s handlebar.
Doctors performed emergency surgery last night but were unable to find a protractor
big enough to correct the kink in his old fella.
Close friend Linford Christie, a registered dick donor, told reporters he
would be willing to donate some of his length to help out his old pal.
“If he needs a few inches I can help, I’ve more than enough to keep
me going!”
“It could be the best thing that’s happened to him, it’ll be
like an upgrade!”
Keith Chegwin was unavailable for comment.