Pinocchio
Horse whispering pianist Barry Manilow is
to play the lead in a live action remake of the Disney classic Pinocchio.
Reports suggest that the ninety year old hairdressers dream may have to have
plastic surgery to have his nose shortened before anyone could take him serious
as the character.
Harry Glitter
Following the success of JK Rowling’s
Harry Potter books, spiky haired sex case Gary Glitter is to launch his own
range of children’s novels.
“When I heard that the premise of these books was some odd looking twat
waving his wand in front of kids, I knew I had a story to tell.”