WWWWWW.
World wide web, web wizard William Whitelaw wants William Woollards’ Welsh well water warning withdrawn whilst William Woollard wants William Whitelaws’ Welsh well water warning withdrawal warning withdrawn warns world wide webs’ World at War website.
ABCDC.
The proposed merger of fey eighties new romantics
ABC and Aussie rockers ACDC has been shelved after Sesame Street took out
an injunction claiming that it was infringing the copyright of the alphabet
game.
Members of the two groups turned up accompanied by their spouses while a spokesman
for Sesame Street turned up with some big bird on his arm.
007
Chubby mountain goat, Dale Winton has landed
the role of a lifetime after producers of the new James Bond film saw him
in action on the telly.
He is to star as the British superspy in the new flick, “Never say diamonds
are for goldfinger’s eyes only forever.”
Can’t wait to see him in action.
“007, license to thrill, ooh missus, don’t point that at me, it
might go off, ooh.!
Can’t imagine him looking for Pussy Galore, probably more of an Oddjob
man.