Supergroups
Pint sized Aussie songstress Kylie Minogue
has revealed plans to record with Blues legend Blind Lemon Jefferson and the
members of 70’s prog-rock combo Humble Pie.
A new album is expected in June and the band have decided on naming themselves
Lemon Minogue Pie.
Strippers
Liverpool City Chiefs have called time on
one of the cities most popular lap dancing clubs after an incident involving
legendary Glasgow strip sensation Raspberry Nisbett.
The 75 year old stripper was arrested by Mersey Police at the Eskimo Hole
lap dancing bar after breaking the strict ‘no contact’ code enforced
by the local council.
Ms Nisbett was seen by off-duty officers as she accepted a can of Special
Brew from a punter before planting a kiss on the man’s head and rubbing
her norks in his face.
It is not the first time the club has been in trouble with the authorities.
In 1996 the club had its licence suspended for six months after a small Puerto
Rican boy named Julio was found to be working as a bouncer.
In 1998 the club was raided by Police after undercover detectives tipped them
off about after hours drinking.
A spokesman for the Police told reporters, “Itsh a fuckin’ dennovenikwity,
d’ya want some, eh?” before being carried off in a squad car.
Club owners expect to be back in business before the weekend as most of the
top brass are on record as gold card holders.