Ferret's Rezzies vs Funky Monks
The ferret's reserves played out a rather
lively 2-2 draw against the funky monks under 14's B team at Portland Street
playing fields on sunday.
Influential Dutch striker P. de Bed got both goals in a fast and furious first
half which saw the lead change hands in quick succession.
However, the main talking point was the sending off of the ferret's skipper
Spong.
He got his marching orders after a neck high tackle was rashly adjudged to
be a foul, much to the surprise of the less than appreciative crowd.
The match then descended into chaos, last week's Corinthian display against
Freaky Beaker seemed a million miles away as shouts of 'well done that man!'
and 'I say, jolly good show chaps!' were replaced by the more neanderthal
screams of 'break his fucking legs macca!' and 'show your studs to me one
more time and I'll rip your teeth out you snipe nosed cunt!'
half time: 2-2
The second half started slowly as both teams were nursing broken bones and
tender testicles but the action did pick up with ten minutes left on the clock,
Swedish trialist Anders More skipped down the left wing and delivered a delicious
cross onto the head of the referee who managed to get a good effort on target
only to be denied by a breathtaking save by one of his linesmen.
This lead to accusations of cheating and yet more scuffles as both referee
and linesman twatted fuck out of funky monks assistant manager Jerry Crossdemersey.
The final whistle saw both sets of players and police kicking fuck out of
an ice cream man who was charging well over the odds for sub standard 99's.
full time: 2-2