Ferret's Rezzies vs Velvet Bobblehat
The reserves welcomed new female physio Laura
Norder to the fray on sunday as they took on relegation favourites Velvet
Bobblehat on a cold and wet Bedford Park.
The first half was barely ten seconds old when centre back Toby Shaw collapsed
with a groin strain requiring several minutes of intense massage from the
blonde, ex-model sponge carrier.
Things got worse for the ferret's after goalkeeper Hans Upp needed extensive
treatment for a groin strain, eventually being replaced by Jim Equipment who
in turn succumbed to a groin strain.
A groin strain saw Stan-Dan Deliver replaced on the stroke of half time by
debutant Wally Range who needed treatment for a groin strain during the break.
half time: 0-0
The second half started slowly as a succession of groin strains disrupted
the action and the referee was forced to seek treatment from the Bobblehat
physio after straining his arse.
The deadlock was broken with seconds left on the clock after a free kick was
awarded following a heavy challenge on Mick E. Taker which resulted in a yellow
card for the Bobblehat defender and five minutes treatment for Mick on a troublesome
groin.
Polish midfielder Piotr Dout curled a wicked free kick over the wall and into
the top corner, straining his groin in the process.
full time: 1-0