On the tiles lately…..
Chaka Khan and Jemima Khan with Imran Khan doing the can-can in Canning Town, Canada.
Graham Norton eating a sherbet fountain in Sidcup.
Michael Barrymore giving police the slip in Limassol, Cyprus.
Chaka Demus and Pliers in B&Q.
Derek Nimmo building a model of the QEII out of matches in the Swan and Pig, Greenwich.
Pierce Brosnan getting a pierced brosnan in the Trafford Centre.
Sooty and Sweep up a chimney.
Trevor MacDonald on his farm.
Richard Bacon being chased out of a synagogue in Golder’s Green.
Ken Hom in a gay bar.
Percy Sledge at the Winter Olympics in Salt Lake City.
Norman Wisdom having teeth removed on the Isle of Man.
Herman’s Hermits refusing to leave the house.
Russell Grant handing out money to cattle thieves.