Seen in the ward recently...
Celtic’s Jacky McNamara, Chris Kamara, Patsy Palmer, the Dalai Lama, Bananarama, a Yorkshire farmer, Jeffery Dahmer, a banana in pyjamas and Tara Palmer-Tompkinson on the Price Is Right.
Bruce Forsyth opening a post box in Sidcup.
Pakistan’s premier pace bowler, Shoaib Aktar, buying nails in B&Q, Wigan.
Carol Vorderman, fucking everywhere.
The New Seekers playing hide and seek in the new forest.
Seb Coe keeping fit running round Dawn French.
Eartha Kitt buying a brand new scratching post in Bournemouth.
George Best playing Cowboys and Indians with Tony Blair in a wigwam in Downing Street.
Decathlete Dean Macey at the horse dentist getting a polish job.
Three generations of Geordie women wearing similar mini skirts in a bar in Toledo, across from the depot.